Wednesday, July 3, 2019

The Rules

1. Lunch food goes in the refrigerator on the right.

2. Karen, Let Ann check the dishwasher before running it.

3. Joe, Use place mats on the glass table in the living room

4 Bottled water is for walks and exercise room only, David.

5, Eat the whole damn salad, Howard.

6. Jackie is exempt from supervision because she doesn't need supervision.

7. Everyone: If Louie takes your sock, it's his.

8. Let others have a chance to use the Dyson vac.

9. If Axl tries to go down to the basement, stop him.

10. Don't overthink it, Janet.

11. Don't put plastic glasses in the dishwasher because they get cloudy and cracked because they say you can put plastic in the dishwasher, but they lied.

12. Don't put those antique glasses from Cape Cod in the dishwasher because, if they break, I'm not going back to Cape Cod to replace them.

13. If you like a meal, say that you love it. If you hate it, say that you like it.